February 2nd, 2006
You shall be my roots and
I will be your shade,
though the sun burns my leaves.
You shall quench my thirst and
I will feed you fruit,
though time takes my seed.
And when I'm lost and can tell nothing of this earth
you will give me hope.
And my voice you will always hear.
And my hand you will always have.
For I will shelter you.
And I will comfort you.
And even when we are nothing left,
not even in death,
I will remember you.
February 1st, 2006
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Current Mood: sad
Current Music: Seinfeld
January 29th, 2006
|11:08 pm - deep thoughts.|
Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
There is one question that probably drives every vampire crazy: "Oh, do you know Dracula?"
One good thing about hell, at least, is you can probably pee wherever you want to.
When I think of all the hours and hours of my life I have spent watching television, it makes me realize, Man, I am really rich with television.
They say the mountain holds many secrets, but the biggest is this: "I am a fake mountain."
There was probably an old Viking saying that said, "Ax in the head, early to bed; ax in the helmet, a friend of Helmut."
If you're ever on an airplane that's crashing, see if you can't organize a quick thing of group sex, because come on, you squares.
Toward the end of the Stone Age I bet there was already a feeling that metal was just around the corner.
In the first castles, I bet a common mistake was putting the torture room next to the master bedroom. Boy, you're just not going to get a good sleep that way.
When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different.
In some countries, what I did would be considered polite, especially Fartland.
You might think that the favorite plant of the porcupine is the cactus, but it's thinking like that that has ruined this country.
Whenever you see a bunch of Italian guys talking Italian, just go up to them and start talking fake Italian. They may not understand you exactly, but at least everyone will get a nice warm "Italian" feeling.
January 5th, 2006
Once riding in old Baltimore,
Heart-filled, head-filled with glee,
I saw a Baltimorean
Keep looking straight at me.
Now I was eight and very small,
And he was no whit bigger,
And so I smiled, but he poked out
His tongue, and called me, "Nigger."
I saw the whole of Baltimore
From May until December;
Of all the things that happened there
That's all that I remember.
January 3rd, 2006
So I got this expensive pearl necklace for my stepmom for Christmas, and I had it in a box in a bag on my floor so that I could mail it to her after I got back from Colorado. Anyway, I got home and did MAJOR cleaning of my room last night, and I was throwing shite away willy nilly, and I THREW AWAY THE BAG. So I was freaaaaaaaaaaaaking out because it was all farass down in the dumpster and I didn't have a flashlight and I couldn't get to it, and I was PISSED because it wasn't cheap and it's not like I could get her another one or anything. But today I went to the office and got one of the maintenance people to help me with it, and she got these long tongs and a chair and it all took about 15 seconds for her to reach down and pick up the bag for me. Ha! Man, that would've sucked if they'd emptied the garbage before I'd gotten to it.
Current Mood: relieved
Current Music: De/Vision - Scars
December 22nd, 2005
Well, my finals hell is finally over! I spent about a million hours grading yesterday (I didn't sleep), and then met my professor this morning at 9:45am to go over all the grades and finalize everything for three HOURS. Ugh. Then also yesterday I spent about 11 hours at Nick's working on this cartoon that the boys are making. It's gonna be awesome once Alex finishes all the animation, so everyone will have to watch it! I really have nothing else to say... I'm so fucking tired. But happy. :) I'm going to my sister's on Sunday, which I'm excited about. It'll be nice to see Boulder, Colorado since I've never been there and I hear it's covered with hippies. Yum.
Current Mood: happy
Current Music: KMFDM - Juke Joint Jezebel
November 19th, 2005
November 18th, 2005
Well, I'm off to San Jose for Depeche Mode (again) with Jessica!
November 14th, 2005
Alex is coming home on Friday!! Well, he'll be driving all day on Friday and I'll be in California, but then Saturday!! Yay, Alex! I miss that stupid motherfucker. God, what a jerk.
November 13th, 2005